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kate x goodwin is godsten
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Also how the FUCK is the funniest, least plot relevant episode (so far) the one that gives me the most brainworms????? Now I'm gonna be thinking about Kremy and his fucking cons forever!
This is my first true foray into dnd, fuck ye-
#I'm on episode 7 rn#I gotta take breaks to laugh my ass off so many times#how tf am I supposed to reach episode 36 under these conditions??? 😭😭😭#that kremy can't lie pact tho#its doin something to my brain smg#smh*#sir you are panicking over not being able to Lie#I WILL be thinking about this an unhealthy amount#pepper rambles#dnd#dungeons and dragons#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight
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so i just wanna say i think i fumbled with a bad bitch a little bit the other night but not just in a shy loser wuhluhwuh way i just have so many other problems. but going forward i am going to be brave 🙏
#ABBY. give yourself a chance#now namely i am just weird about any intimacy and well lbr especially sex/romance etc#but then also like it’d been a while since we hung out and sometimes my self esteem is terrible and i’m like ok what if this is a pity#hangout or what if this is all a plot for this friend group to have drama to embarrass me and whatnot#which i stand by not liking many of them but i don’t think that’s like. a realistic problem lol#and now we’re gonna complicate thing with. well my dumbass 🤦♀️#i haven’t been smoking! and i was offered. and i was like well im j chilling rn sure! that one single hit murdered me.#my mouth was so dry. i was gulping my water. i’m making stupid ass jokes i’m not good at reading situations etc#and top it all off with the simple fact that this person just makes me wildly nervous and flustered#and i’ve kept it together through a lot of this but we r approaching a point.#some of it was so lameeeee it’s so lame to recount lol but well isn’t that something beautiful#when two people get together and hang out and are soo lame together and trying to impress/make each other laugh. well yes#abby talks#my hands were so so so cold at one point tho. and i didn’t even try to use that to my advantage in a lame corny way
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guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem
#🔪 - mello talks too much#i just roast them#it’s just so funny#i just love making fun of them#they are like my little dogs#i feel bad bc south african dude sent me a romantic instagram reel and i said ”don’t send me that romantic ass shit i will block u”#LMAOAOAOAAOAO#AND THEN I THREATENED TO HIT HIM WITH MY CAR LIKE 4 TIMES#and flipped off his house#it’s just so funny i can’t help it#like i am gen laughing rn bc dude i am so funny
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2 months into 30.
Growing into somebody I can be genuinely, genuinely proud of. At night I rest well 🌛
#Just had this dawn on me tonight. I am not yet arrived at my best life. But I know it is right around the corner! I am hands-on creating it#Consistent work + clear goals. No easy roads but the one cracked and erroneous and totally hiddledy-piddledy#(the one so typical for life. unfortunately sometimes lol. but so we all do grow in the fish bowl. till you gotta swap fish bowls)#With binoculars I can prob see the life that is for me already. Freed from the shoebox I find myself in now at moments#Living in the city. hope abroad. a profession that sets me free and feels limitless and enriching. Laughing more. eating great foods.#a beautiful bed. a clean and eccentric interior that slaps and makes anyone feel straight at home when they are visiting.#stories to tell. to hear. things to see. things to share#yeah I am working towards that every day rn! ass off. With just another little extra patience I'll arrive at it so soon#I gotta believe and I gotta put in the labour. and I will do it smiling reminding myself of all these things I just listed 🙏✍️
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y'all bitching about men's fragility when it comes to their masculinity or w/e but my mom just seriously said a shopping bag with a kitten on it is 'too girly' for her 💀
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YOU MOTHER F*CKER
I was opening my ask box all excited to answer and ask only to get JUMPSCARED BY THE MOST RAGE INDUCING IMAGE I CAN IMAGINE
#I WILL HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN#YOU KNOW BETTER GODAMMIT#I HATE THAT IMAGE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING#I am so mad rn#But I'm also laughing my ass off#Damn you#Doodles rants#Psychonauts
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Thinking of changing my url.... no, not into one of the Hundred+ i have hoarded. I was thinking either Cowardicecollector, CowardConnoisseur (id have to learn how to spell that.....) or UnderstandablyNervous.
#ok actually looking through my saved i have a few very good other ones on this theme- 'unheroic-thatsall' 'lifewithfear' - and a few#hella good generic ones Off theme- recorderdisorder . gooldsfoll.#ivetransedthewozard#which made me laugh my ass off. yeah yes i did#yeah i think this might be the last days of cosmik-homo :(#also i am NOT in the state of mind rn to be using henrygordongayjo but that made me laugh real loud as well#sound off basically.
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[Text; Kevin🐯] Hello, honey, darling, light of my life. How are you this fine afternoon? 💘
[Text; Kevin🐯] So, anyway, I've broken down on the road outside of the city, can you come give me a jump or do I have to butter you up some more? 😙😙😙😙
[Text; Kevin🐯] If you don't I'm hitching and giving road-head to the first trucker I see.
[ txt to little shit ]: Please don't. You can just ask how my afternoon is going without making me want to hurl you into space. I mean, seriously! What's next? Booboo?
[ txt to little shit ]: Don't call me that. I will shoot you dead and hide your corpse. Don't.
[ txt to little shit ]: So, all the flattery was for me to pick you up? Why didn't you just say so? Hey, I need a lift. You free? It's easy. And doesn't make me want to hurl you into space.
[ txt to little shit ]: I mean, I wouldn't be against seeing you give head to someone else? I do like watching?
[ txt to little shit ]: You're such a little shit. If you were trying to make me jealous, it did not work. I will pick you up but only on the condition that I am the one getting road-head.
[ txt to little shit ]: How's that, CUTIE-PATOOTIE? Bet you don't like the nickname calling now! ;)
#(answered)#dethenryquinn#( kevin x henry quinn )#➤ 𝑡𝑜 𝘩𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑒 𝘩𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 || ( main verse )#( i am laughing my ass off rn )#( what in the world ahahahahaha )
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........ So i just opened the cringest image I have (kinlist) and um
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FUUTA IS RIGHT NEXT TO MORAL OREL I MADE THIS THING LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW WTFFFFF GO JESUS BOY GO
#fuuta milgram#fuuta kajiyama#golly#someone plz tell me u get it#orel puppington amane momose playdate when#laughing my ass off rn ngl#why am i exposing myself like this????
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i should say also, after rotb we also watched the first two gi joe movies (both hilariously bad, greatly enjoyed watching them) and now im watching the 80s sunbow cartoon and its like. so funny.
#incoherent turtle noises#ive never had an interest in gi joe bcos its the like. American Jingoism Cartoon. but i actually am having fun not taking anything seriousl#the movies r so funny every single scene that was meant to be emotional fell flat bcos nothing ever rly slowed down for proper weight#and the action scenes were so jam packed with Stuff Happening. debris explosions shakey cam motion blur poor lighting!! waow i cant see shi#but yknow. i had fun and thats what mattered. im sure if i was in theatres at my current age in 2009 watching this i’d be the a very#obnoxious guy in the theatre laughing my ass off at moments where youre not supposed to.#oh but my partner did make me watch renegades some time ago. so im not like a complete stranger to gi joe.#should we babygirlify/sexualise cobra commander more on this website? am i wrong to have that thought pop up in my head rn?
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🤝 jere?
send 🤝 for a text post between our muses! || accepting
#text posts from ur mom#photos: jeremiah#( lmaooo )#( it could go either way tbh but i am laughing my ass off rn )
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i need all hamildemos on spotify. like rn
#some of them are so fucking good#but some of them are so fucking hilarious i am laughing my ass off rn#like lin singing every part of non stop#or say no to this#this is probably what i sound like when i sing all those songs at 2am in my bedroom lol#i just cant#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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i’ll say it baby sitting too drunk dudes is not fun hold ur liquor better
#personal#party was fun!! but everyone started doing 2 am drama by midnight it’s like#i bought an uber here. shake ass and drink.#no my buddy’s been through a lot it’s been a rough year for him#so i’m not too pressed and i get to rest my feet#but its like yup group is cutting off ur liquor bc ur hitting the wall while walking and he was cuddling into me like you feel nice#bitch duh.#we had a date once a few years again and this just killed anything left over#i don’t want to be mean but it was like 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️#i kept sitting him down and with him he would NOT drink water and after the 5fth running away i was like nah i just gotta go play beer pong#the whole party which was smaller was like alright let’s coordinate to care for this dude#it was my funny my friends boyfriend sat with me and was like sooooo who’s that 😏😏😏 and i was like oh no he’s just really drunk and we’re#worried and he was like lame. also remembered the story of the date and was like double lame#but i looked cute as fuck got a girls insta#was dunking on this dude all night#oh also i love just telling dudes to do shit#bc i know i them it’s fine to just be like hey another drink. hey set up beer pong kill urself publicly rn#i love telling random men i don’t know to kill themselves#also i had a miniskirt and corset and i was like i am in fact not bending down. get the ping pong ball#skirt had TWO slits#also a teeth night lots of teeth and bone jewelry#also this guy who wants to fuck me BAD was there and near the end my friend and i were BULLYING him#cause he was like i’m not gonna beg you to fuck me. which i told him no you do already#but he’s like i’m not gonna beg. unless we’re making content where i’m begging 🤓#king you got on all fours for me to sit down when there wasn’t chairs. you been begging#he tried to be like not that i care but what are you into?#i was like how much cash you got#my friends boyfriend was like he’s into getting that fucking green. yeah. duh.#anyway fun party night but i’ve said it before i’ll say it again i gotta stop partying with home depot people#WAIT!!! the non depot girls were sooo fun i had them pissing laughing
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soooooooo fucking pissed OFF right now !!!!!!!!!!!!
#i hate hate hate hate hate#i am full of so much hate its unreal#awful awful awful awful fucking morning for NOTHING AT ALL#crying in thr car and my grandma thinks its funny to wave her hands around mocking me and laughing and shit#all of my problems are bc of this fucking woman i cant STAND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#im supposed to be renewing my paperwork and stuff to continue taking care of her im not doing that shit#fucking blow up for all i care im done#heavy ass post idc im off my shit rn
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woah nilly
#i am. so like genuinley angry rn.#which is wild because like. i dont get this angry very often.#but my spanish teacher is genuinley like. the worst teacher ive ever had.#usually when a teacher sucks its at least like. funny to laugh about. but this isnt it.#he just sucks. hes just an asshole.#we are 4 weeks in and im considering switching out of his class which i have never done before#because like. he is making me feel emotions i didnt know i had.#all he fucking does is tell us all how we're not good enough and we're never going to make it in college#and then he'll also just make fun of us like. in general.#he acts like we should know the entire spanish language like man#we are in a spanish class for a reason. we dont know spanish.#so get off your ugly ass horse and actually teach us#instead of just berating us for stupid shit#honest to god.
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